Getting to know your armed assailant


0). What's your full name?
Question zero... WTF!?!?

1). What time do you get up?
around 9 a.m. (long nights I say!)

2). If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be?
My girlfriend Fira! (duh) although, it would be quite interesting to challenge cookie monster to a cookie eating race (he is so going down... XD)

3). Gold/silver?
what?!? no mithril?!? I guess i'll go with silver then.. that outta show those crazy lycanthropes

4). What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
At the cinema eh? hmmm.. I guess Shaun of the Dead.

5). Favorite TV shows?
Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama and many other micellaneous quality programming. XD

6). What did you have for breakfast?
Amoxicillin, Duraphen, Ibuprofen, Butter toast and Water

7). Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Carrot top... *shutters*

8). What inspires you?
Definitely not this question, i'll tell you that.

9). What is your middle name?
Christopher (you know.. the name jesus would have if he were ever a gopher)

10). Beach, City or Country?
The beach is full of broken glass and over-confident unattractive people showing way too much unwanted skin, the city is full of dishonest backstabbers and ignorant people blaring worthless textureless music, and the country is full of hicks who for some reason still believe the confederacy won the civil war. Can't I choose a rock or some deep secluded hole?

11). Favorite ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip

12). Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
Salt, Butter & Cinnamon... a good combination that works good for more than just popcorn and pretzels ;)

13). Favorite color?
Black and/or Blue

14). What kind of car do you drive?
The same one I always drive stupid! (if you havent seen me drive it then it's a 2003 Nissan Sentra)

15). Favorite flowers?
Carnations taste good... roses taste like crap :S

16). Where would you go on vacation?
Middle of nowhere (god i love camping XD)

17). What color is your bathroom?
you know.. i never cared to look...

18). Favorite brand of clothing?
whatever is on sale or for sale period at a thrift store

19). Where would you retire?
Galveston Island, TX if at all possible

20). Favorite day of the week?
Wednesday all despair of the weekday is just about gone and all hope for the weekend is barely beginning

21). What did you do for your last birthday?
Don't remember.. must not of been that exciting then...

22). Where were you born?
Galveston Island, TX

23). Favorite sport to watch?
Fencing (live only) and/or baseball

24). Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
Billy Corgan... mainly because I didnt send it to him.

25). Person you expect to send it back first?
Dunno...

26). What fabric detergent do you use?
Whatever is on sale

27). Coke or Pepsi?
Dr. Pepper

28). Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night creature

29). What is your shoe size?
8 1/2

30). Do you have any pets?
yup.. a lazy dog

31). What is your favorite season?
Autumn / Fall

32). What name appears on your birth certificate?
I suppose mine, my doctor's and my parents... (question dodging is fun.. i should run for president)

33). What time is it?
12:41 AM

34). Nicknames?
Mike, kyren, guy, hey you

35). Kids?
not yet...and im not expecting any for awhile either

36). Hair color?
Black / Dark Brown

37). Favorite Food?
House Fried Rice and Mac & cheese..

38). Been to Africa?
nope

39). Been toilet papering?
who hasnt..

40). Been in a car accident?
nope, im a good driver..

41). Croutons or bacon bits?
mmm..bacon...

42). Favorite saying or phrase?
"HUZZAH!"

43). Favorite restaurant?
Papa's Bar-B-Que

44). Favorite nonalcoholic drink?
Lemonade

45.) How many times did you fail your driver's test?
Driving part = zero, written part = once

46.) Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
dont remember.. mostly spam

47.) What do you do most when you are bored?
sleep

48.) Bedtime?
almost non-existant (basically whenever I pass out from exhaustion)

49.) Glass half empty or half full?
I dunno, do you half-suck or are you half-"cool"?

50.) If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
With my girlfriend... the actual place is irrelevant

51.) Time you finished this e-mail?
12:08 PM

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AVOID THE NOID...
HE RUINS PIZZAS...


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(Man... I haven't heard that in a while)

Current Song: "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000

argh... hey sorry guys... this is going to be a very short entry. Nothing really much happened with me... i've been sick for the past week... I thought it was nothing because it started off as a small little cough... but now... i am seriously having trouble breathing. need to seriously schedule an appointment with a doctor or something... but no worries everyone... im sure i'll be fine and back up to speed for the upcoming fencing tournament. argh... it getting unbareable... i'm outta here.

Peace, Love, Rock & Roll

stupid mom... she put a big dent and scrap in my car... I try to be nice and let her borrow my car and she goes and messes it up for me... that's the last time she's using my car. BAH!

Intersting... chinese zodiac... for the most parts this describes me pretty well... with the exception of the high interest rates.. I'm not beu afterall...(inside joke)


The Restless Rat

Rat people are born under the sign of charm and aggressiveness. They are expressive and can be talkative sometimes. They like to go to parties and spend quite sometimes chatting with their friends. Although the Rat can be quiet sometime, it is rare to catch a Rat sitting quietly.

Rat people usually have more acquaintances than real friends and they revere and cherish those close to them. Once you become their real friends, they will treat you as their family. Rats are self-contained and keep problems to themselves. And even though they can be talkative sometimes, they never confide in anyone.

Sometimes mean, narrow-minded and suburban in outlook, Rat people are nevertheless honest. They can always make a success of their lives as long as they manage to master their perpetual discontent and their insistence on living for the present moment.

The Rat is quick-witted. Most rats get more accomplished in 24 hours than the rest of us do in as many days. They are confident and usually have good instinct. Stubborn as they are, they prefer to live by their own rules rather than others. In fact, it won't be an easy task to work with Rat people. Why? Simply because they are also 100% perfectionists.

They are very organized and talented; perhaps that is why the Rat makes a good businessman or politician. Unfortunately, as soon as the Rat earns money, he spends it. Maybe that explains why the Rat is so careful when he lends money to others. If you ever borrow money from the Rat, don't be surprised by the high-interests.

The Rat is not romantic, but he is sensual and loving. Rat people could be hard to see through at first glance, because they are also very protective, but even though they are not easy but they are worth it - ask anyone who has a Rat for a lover, parent, child or friend. They are very loyal and devoting to their families.

Current Song: "Crestfallen" by The Smashing Pumpkins

Bleh... today I felt very sick... (and still do...) so I didnt go to school... I feel drain right now... this going to be a short entry... because my head is starting to hurt and.... all hell.. I forgot what I was going to say. Bleh... i'll write more when I begin to feel better.

Yelling a high pitched squeal in the most girliest voice he could muster up, in the middle of the electronics department of Wal-Mart... Bradon yelled "OH MY GOD! AN ORLANDO BLOOM POSTER! AY-EEE!"... yup... if you haven't already guessed... it was another night of senseless jokes and humor. How and why we ended up at Wal-Mart.. i'll never know... but we left running as fast as we could with brandon and me racing in shopping carts... thank god security didn't say anything to us (again as it may...). Most of what happened is generally senseless and isnt really worth of posting... although... Me, Brandon and Matt were offered by Gui's Gf Bara to date some of her "cute" friends... I declined of course (matt and brandon were and still are a bit hazy on the subject) ..."Come on brandon... there's a nice cute asian girl out there for ya... come on... she really intelligent and her mom owns a restraunt"... (crazy old guillermo.) I personally dont see what owning a restraunt has to do with love but oh well... that's guillermo's "superior sagitarius" way has he puts it... man... he's gotten extremely arrogant... but oh well... sagitarius has got nothing on aquarius... (yeah yeah!) ... the blog ends..... NOW!

Today was a pretty good day.. I got to talk to Fira for a good couple of hours (in which neither of us have really ever had the time to do as of late). Sure babysitting my nephews and niece was a bit drag but all turned out for the better havng been able to joke around with Fira all morning...strange... I havent heard any word from Guillermo or Brandon today... Brandon could be P.O. at me... but that still leaves questions about Guillermo... oh well.

In other news... I was a bit shocked to hear about the cancelation of such a great show (ie: Wonderfalls). For anyone whom has actually seen it and understood what was going on... you'd agree with me that this show was hilarious. Of course... FOX is going through another one of it's cancelation moves again... like what the did to the Tick and Family Guy. Ironically enough... I found a petition against the cancelation of Wonderfalls and signed it myself... so I ask everyone... to please sign this petition and help save a great show... (for we all know what the alternative would most likely be... REALITY TV BULLSH*T). For those whom havent seen this show... you need to... it's great!

CLICK HERE TO SAVE WONDERFALLS!